Confessions...

The other night I was laying in bed reading when I heard Jack getting into the garbage in the bathroom. This is a huge problem we're having with our puppy. So, I stormed down there, told him what a bad dog he was and spanked him (sorry all you animal lovers out there). I then proceeded to go back to my nice warm bed, all snuggled up with my book (a rare occurance indeed).

Side note that may (or may not) help you to understand my mental status: ever since I got my cast off, my arm has been highly sensitive. Everything has been magnified, whether it be pressure, temperature, what have you. So it's been a new and interesting experience with my (slightly raw) nerves.

Back to the story. I was laying in bed and Jack came in, jumped up on my really high bed and snuggled right up next to my backside. I was laying on my side. After a while I started to feel a strange sensation in my rear end. I can't even describe the feeling. Warmish, almost tingly. All I know was that I was freezing and it felt good. I just figured it was some strange nerve sensation and enjoyed it for several minutes.

Jack at some point got down and went out to snuggle with my sweetie, who was out watching the news, instead.

After about a half an hour my rear end started to get really cold. I pulled myself out of my book and lifted the blanket. I was soaking wet.

I hadn't peed.

Quickly I figured out that Jack wasn't very happy with my "discipline" methods. Very slyly he had told me just exactly how he felt about said discipline.

So, all in all, I hate to say that I got peed on...and I liked it. At least until I came out of my good book-snuggly-warm bum induced bliss.

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